Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because CRESTWOOD SCHOOL was on the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Crestwood playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Why did the chicken join the Crestwood band?
A: Because she had the drumsticks!
Q: What kind of day did the chicken have at CRESTWOOD SCHOOL?
A: She had an egg-cellent day!